Mayo? (Dynamite parody)

I throw my sandwich at the Subway guy
Sayin', "Hey bro, where's the mayo?"
He pulls this crap on me everytime
I got tomato, but I want mayo

I wake up-up-up-up
I want some food inside my tum-tum-tum-tum
I take a leak and then get dressed-dressed-dressed-dressed
Stroll to the place that says-says-says-says
"Eat Fresh"

I'll point at what I want and say,
"I would like some mayonnaise...
On ham."

I throw my sandwich at the Subway guy
Sayin', "Hey bro, where's the mayo?"
He pulls this crap on me everytime
I got tomato, but I want mayo
Cuz I could call your boss, in fact I think I might
Take this sandwich back, and this time get it right
Cuz I ordered once, now I'm orderin' twice
Take this sandwich back, and this time get it right

Walk in, I came to eat-eat-eat-eat
Lots of chairs but don't take a seat-seat-seat-seat
Strut to the counter don't wanna look dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb
So I try my best not to say, "Um-um-um-um."
Uhh...

I'll point at what I want and say,
"I would like some mayonnaise...
On ham."

I throw my sandwich at the Subway guy
Sayin', "Hey bro, where's the mayo?"
He pulls this crap on me everytime
I got tomato, but I want mayo
Cuz I could call your boss, in fact I think I might
Take this sandwich back, and this time get it right
Cuz I ordered once, now I'm orderin' twice
Take this sandwich back, and this time get it right

I'm gonna cut in line
Cuz your hunger's not as crucial as mine
You'll all be fine
Unless you don't let me get my
Mayonnaise, and ham on a
Whole wheat bun
Maybe add some cheese
Think I'll add some cheese
And then I'll get a small Pepsi
I'll get it all for free
Cuz that's their policy...

I throw my sandwich at the Subway guy
Sayin', "Hey bro, where's the mayo?"
He pulls this crap on me everytime
I got tomato, but I want mayo
Cuz I could call your boss, in fact I think I might
Take this sandwich back, and this time get it right
Cuz I ordered once, now I'm orderin' twice
Take this sandwich back, and this time get it right